May 2013
33 posts
awesomephilia:
Remember this one? This is still the most popular video on tumblr (for a good reason)
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John bender
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
Agree
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mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
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How ‘Slut Shaming’ Has Been Written Into School... →
Last month, a New Jersey middle school banned girls from wearing strapless dresses to prom. Administrators claimed that the dresses were “distracting” — though they refused to specify exactly how or why. Parents reacted strongly to the rule; some supported the dress code while others deemed it “slut-shaming.” On Friday, the school compromised by allowing girls to wear single-strap or...
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April 2013
26 posts
If you say these didn't scare you, then you're... →
This list might bring back nightmares.
Please proceed with caution
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DUDE #7 FUCK I COULDNT SLEEP FOR LIKE 5 DAYS PROPERLY AFTER SEEING THAT AS A KID HOLY SHIT
WHY TUMBLR WHY
Its already night time here where I am and I just had to see this fuck
fuck fuck
Seriously #7 too omg nightmares
I use to have a doll that looked like chuckie
sherlockisthenight:
50-shades-of-thorin:
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands